August62014
Now we know why they call it the Ford Fusion.

Now we know why they call it the Ford Fusion.

August22014
Frick:  Man, this test stinks!
Frack:  Is it really hard?
Frick:  No, it stinks ‘cause I filled out the answer sheet with a NUMBER TWO pencil!

Frick:  Man, this test stinks!

Frack:  Is it really hard?

Frick:  No, it stinks ‘cause I filled out the answer sheet with a NUMBER TWO pencil!

July12014
Why would a Daddalo buy an entire bag of Tootsie Roll pops?  Because he could see an inordinate number of his favorite flavor — Cherry (a/k/a “Red” flavor)!  In a bag of 17 pops, 10 (ten!) were Cherry, with two Grape, two Chocolate, one Orange, one Raspberry, and one New Flavor — Pomegranate.  Good thing there was only one Pomegranate, so there will be only one month of winter this year.

Why would a Daddalo buy an entire bag of Tootsie Roll pops?  Because he could see an inordinate number of his favorite flavor — Cherry (a/k/a “Red” flavor)!  In a bag of 17 pops, 10 (ten!) were Cherry, with two Grape, two Chocolate, one Orange, one Raspberry, and one New Flavor — Pomegranate.  Good thing there was only one Pomegranate, so there will be only one month of winter this year.

June242014
While hauling old cardboard boxes out of the attic with the able assistance of Der Zwerg and Buffalo Annie, the Uncanny Daddalo found this decade-old photographic image that bears a striking resemblance to L.A. Petite Oiseau and her entourage.  They appear to be diligently examining the metal and stone skeleton of some ancient space alien.  Such is life in Murfreesboro, Tennessee.

While hauling old cardboard boxes out of the attic with the able assistance of Der Zwerg and Buffalo Annie, the Uncanny Daddalo found this decade-old photographic image that bears a striking resemblance to L.A. Petite Oiseau and her entourage.  They appear to be diligently examining the metal and stone skeleton of some ancient space alien.  Such is life in Murfreesboro, Tennessee.

June52014
Is it just the warped perceptions of a dusty old Daddalo, or does that look like the Chicken McBites are popping out of a toilet?  It ain’t just me; Buffalo Annie and Der Zwerg had the same reaction when they saw it.

Is it just the warped perceptions of a dusty old Daddalo, or does that look like the Chicken McBites are popping out of a toilet?  It ain’t just me; Buffalo Annie and Der Zwerg had the same reaction when they saw it.

May152014
The Uncanny Daddalo had to rub his eyes with his clumsy, dusty hooves while on I-75 South between Knoxville and Chattanooga.  Was that a giant potato on a flatbed truck headed north?  Yes it was, apparently on its way to an event in Pennsylvania on May 17, 2014.  Check it out:
http://bigidahopotato.com/
Hooda thunk?

The Uncanny Daddalo had to rub his eyes with his clumsy, dusty hooves while on I-75 South between Knoxville and Chattanooga.  Was that a giant potato on a flatbed truck headed north?  Yes it was, apparently on its way to an event in Pennsylvania on May 17, 2014.  Check it out:

http://bigidahopotato.com/

Hooda thunk?

May122014
Billy Haley and His Comets - What more can be said?  The music—and the look—says it all.  It’s enough to turn The Uncanny Daddalo into The Uncanny Daddy-O.

Billy Haley and His Comets - What more can be said?  The music—and the look—says it all.  It’s enough to turn The Uncanny Daddalo into The Uncanny Daddy-O.

April262014
With the recent success of Loki:  The Movie (a/k/a Thor 2:  The Dark World), scientists have decided to honor the ever-changing, unpredictable Loki by naming one of the unstable “high number” elements in his honor.  Scientists at Lawrence Livermore Laboratory have announced that element 113, heretofore known by the uncreative moniker “Ununtrium,” is now officially known as “Lokium.”  The element is particularly unstable around element 90, Thorium.  When successfully amalgemated into an alloy, however, scientist believe Thorium and Lokium produce the strongest alloy in the universe.

With the recent success of Loki: The Movie (a/k/a Thor 2: The Dark World), scientists have decided to honor the ever-changing, unpredictable Loki by naming one of the unstable “high number” elements in his honor. Scientists at Lawrence Livermore Laboratory have announced that element 113, heretofore known by the uncreative moniker “Ununtrium,” is now officially known as “Lokium.” The element is particularly unstable around element 90, Thorium. When successfully amalgemated into an alloy, however, scientist believe Thorium and Lokium produce the strongest alloy in the universe.

April252014
Overheard at the credit union:
The Uncanny Daddalo:  “I’d like to withdraw $25, please.”
The Teller:  “Will that be all?”
The Uncanny Daddalo:  “Yes, I’m all set now.”
The Teller:  “Have a great weekend.”
The Uncanny Daddalo:  “How could I have anything BUT a great weekend, with TWENTY-FIVE BIG ONES in my pocket?”
The Teller:  [rolls eyes]

Overheard at the credit union:

The Uncanny Daddalo:  “I’d like to withdraw $25, please.”

The Teller:  “Will that be all?”

The Uncanny Daddalo:  “Yes, I’m all set now.”

The Teller:  “Have a great weekend.”

The Uncanny Daddalo:  “How could I have anything BUT a great weekend, with TWENTY-FIVE BIG ONES in my pocket?”

The Teller:  [rolls eyes]

April132014
Blue Öyster Cult shoes!  I had no idea that BÖC had leveraged a new way to capitalize on their brand.  Talk about marketing genius!  Now fans can have stylish AND comfortable footwear while escaping from Godzilla, all the while having no fear of the reaper.

Blue Öyster Cult shoes! I had no idea that BÖC had leveraged a new way to capitalize on their brand. Talk about marketing genius! Now fans can have stylish AND comfortable footwear while escaping from Godzilla, all the while having no fear of the reaper.

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